At this point of boredom, you’ve probably already accomplished… well, pretty much everything there is to do with your S.O. while chillin’ beside them on the couch. You’ve discussed whether or not Carole Baskin fed her husband to the tigers (yes), debated on if you should download Animal Crossing together, and/or attempted one of these super entertaining TikTok pranks on your S.O. Now what?
Insert: Dirty truth or dare.
Trust: This game isn’t reserved only for horny middle schoolers. It can actually lead to some pretty insightful intel regardless of your relationship status (like, even with a random Tinder match you connected with yesterday). Maybe it’ll even escalate to a super-hot sexting session or reveal a new fetish discovery? Whomst knows!
But in order to make it, like, super fun, you actually need some good Qs. Below are 30 “truth” options and 30 “dare” options for the best remedy to curing your boredom.
1. What is your favorite body part for me to suck on?
2. Would you prefer to dominate me in bed or do you want me to dominate you in bed?
3. Do you like being nibbled on or lightly bitten? Where?
4. What’s your favorite sex toy to use on me?
5. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
6. What’s the hottest sex dream you’ve ever had?
7. Tell me one thing I could do that would make you immediately orgasm.
8. Which is your favorite kind of sex: soft, slow, and sweet or aggressive, fast, and feisty?
9. If I gave you a free pass to hook up with one celebrity, who would it be and why?
10. What item of clothing do you think I look sexiest in?
11. Describe my in-bed personality in three words.
12. If I were handcuffed to the bed, what would you do to me?
13. If you were to create an original sex move, what would you call it?
14. What’s something dirty you’ve always been too shy to say to me in bed?
15. If we could only have sex in one position for a month, what position would you pick?
16. Is there something you’ve seen in a steamy movie that you’d like to try?
17. What mattress move of mine is your favorite? Give me all the dirty details about why you like it.
18. What kind of foreplay would you like to try the next time we are in bed?
19. Where do you think our most romantic kiss took place? Tell me everything you remember about it.
20. When I am on top of you, what’s your favorite part of me to watch?
21. How often do you masturbate? How often is it about me?
22. If you could go back and change anything about the first time we had sex, what would it be and why?
23. What’s your favorite text I’ve sent you when we’ve been sexting?
24. What is your least favorite sex position and why?
25. How do you feel about threesomes? Have you ever had one, and if not, would you ever have one?
26. What do you think the sexiest part of my body is?
27. What do you think the sexiest part of your body is?
28. Have you ever fantasized about anything sexual with someone of your same sex?
29. What’s the wildest place you’ve ever had sex?
30. What were you thinking when you first saw me naked?
1. Go find your old Halloween costume and put it on for me. Then, let’s decide what to role play.
2. Place whipped cream on your favorite parts of my body. Now, lick it off.
3. Eat a strawberry in the most sensual way possible.
4. Engage in foreplay with me for five minutes with one rule: You’re allowed to kiss me anywhere but my mouth.
5. Give me a massage anywhere on my body for 10 minutes.
6. Do something to me right now that you’ve been fantasizing about.
7. Find something sweet to swipe across your lips and give me a passionate kiss.
8. Drag me to the closet for an adult round of seven minutes in heaven. You must keep the making out above the belt.
9. Stimulate two parts of my body at once. Use your hands on one part and lips on another.
10. Using your mouth, make your way from my wrist to my ear. Take your time!
11. In your most sultry voice, tell me what you loved about the last time we had sex.
12. Hop in the shower with me and wash my body, making sure not to miss any hard spots.
13. You have ten seconds to excite me just by kissing. Hint: You’re not limited to my lips.
14. Imitate my most flexible sex move.
15. Make out with me like we used to before we started having sex.
16. Eat a piece of fruit in the most sensual way possible.
17. Play me a song you’d like to have sex to.
18. Using your fingers, find a way to give me goosebumps right now.
19. Demonstrate a move on me that you saw and liked while watching porn.
20. Give me a sensual massage. Start at my feet and work your way up.
21. For the next 60 seconds, touch yourself like you’d like to touch me.
22. Spell out a short, sultry message on my body…with your tongue.
23. Pretend I’m a stranger at a bar. Try to pick me up and convince me to come home with you.
24. I’m going to go into the other room and dab perfume or cologne somewhere on my body. You have to sniff everywhere until you figure out where I put it on.
25. Pop an ice cube in your mouth and go down on me for 15 seconds.
26. Put my cell on vibrate, then place it somewhere on my body. Now, call me.
27. Pour a trail of sugar from the small of my back to my neck. Now, lick it up.
28. Meet me in the closet for a round of seven minutes in heaven. The rules? You must keep the making out above the belt.
29. Take off my underwear…with your mouth.
30. Dip your fingertips in mouthwash and then rub my nipples, so I’ll get an erotic, tingly sensation the moment you touch me.
31. Pick a spot on my body that isn’t usually considered sexual—elbows, knees, ankles—and lavish it with kisses until I’m turned on.
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