Amazon’s the go-to place for everything from fashion, to beauty products, to weird portable washing machines you didn’t know you needed, so it only makes sense that they’d have some truly bomb vibrators and sex toys.
Of course, like all things on Amazon, there’s often a looooot of product out there, and it can be an energy-suck just to sift through them all. Never fear, in a selfless act I’ll definitely be writing off as a charitable donation come tax time, I’ve sorted through the top (meaning best reviewed) sex toys on the world’s largest bookseller-cum-everything-store.
1. Clitoral Sucking Vibrator
The purple and pink versions of this take up the top spots on Amazon’s “Best Sellers” list in the adult toys and games categories as of this writing, so you know it’s good. There are over 7,000 reviews and they all average to a v. impressive 4.3 out of 5 stars, so DAMN. This clitoral sucking toy features a suction technology that seems similar to that of most oral-sex-simulating-vibes, like the name brand Lelo Sona and Womanizer and Satisfyer. It’s also got a nice dual functionality where you can insert part of the toy inside you for internal stimulation, both on its own, or for extra-EXTRA zuzh while you have a partner inside you as well. The toy has ten vibration modes, and is waterproof and USB-rechargeable.
2. Paloqueth Rabbit
The Paloqueth Rabbit is a very easy-to-swallow $26 and is curved significantly to make it easier to hit any of your internal hotspots (the stronger the curve, the easier to rock back and forth). It’s made of silicone, is USB-rechargeable, waterproof, and comes with nine modes. If you want an even fancier version for just six bucks more, there’s also a newer Paloqueth Rabbit with an even larger internal head for more sensation.
3. Satisfyer Pro 2
The brand name Satisfyer is one of our tried and true oral sex simulating suction vibes and we’ve written about it at length before, so it’s no surprise it’s #3 on the Amazon Best Seller list. There’s 11 settings, it’s pretty quiet, and the user-friendly design makes it perfect for people who aren’t quite sure if they’ll like suction toys. It’s also rechargeable via an included magnetic charging cord, and waterproof for up to 30 minutes submerged in the bath.
4. Silicone Dual Penis Ring
This neatly-designed dual penis ring is made of medical-grade soft, stretchy silicone, with one slightly wider ring, and one thinner ring for customizable user sensation. Penis rings can help maintain erections, possibly lead to larger erections, and if you get a vibrating one (this one is not) can also provide much-needed clitoral stimulation. This ring has got a 4.5 rating out of 700 reviews, so you’ve also got an army of happy penis-ring users to back it up!
5. Three-Motor Prong Vibrator
This three-pronged vibrator might look a little freaky at first, but it’s actually designed in a super clever way to maximize versatility and power. There are not one, not two, but three motors in this baby and the slight clamp design means you can focus the stimulation on your clit, your labia, your nipples, and other erogenous zones. It’s also waterproof, rechargeable, and the threaded design on the toy provides an extra layer of sensation.
6. Bendable Internal Vibe
This ultra-soft, bendable vibrator works just as well as an internal toy as a clitoral toy with nine vibration patterns and a waterproof design. It’s got a 4.6 (the highest rating so far on here!) with 1,100 reviews.
7. Paloqueth Flexible Dildo
In the market for an ultra-realistic suction cup dildo (heavy on the veins)? This is your guy. The silicone dildo comes with detailed everything including, as they brag about on the product description, a realistic head and balls. For $12, you might as well.
8. Wearable Internal Vibrator
This remote-controlled vibrator tucks in flat so you can wear it internally without sporting a huge bulge while walking around. It’s also got a textured, nubby, silicone pad where your clitoris hits for extra stimulation. It has 4.2 stars out of 2,200+ ratings, is USB-rechargeable, waterproof, and the remote works from 15-25 meters away.
9. Textured Silicone Penis Ring
Another dual-ring designed penis ring on the Best Sellers list, this time, with texture! Instead of two rings connected side-by-side like the first ring, this one has the two rings stacked one on top of another. With this design, you can wear both on the shaft, or put one over the shaft and another over the balls. It’s got 4.5 stars out of 700+ reviews, and for only $10, it’s not hard to see why this one is so popular.
10. Rechargeable Bullet Vibe
If you’re hella surprised it took so long to see a bullet vibe on here, SAME. But this teensy bullet vibe is worth the wait. It’s USB-rechargeable for only $16 — most bullet vibes at this price point run on batteries only (and usually annoying watch batteries that are a pain to source vs your trusty rechargeable AA and AAA batts). It’s also waterproof, has a whopping ten modes (unusual for bullet vibes at any price point), and is available in silver for $15 if you feel like saving a buck.
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