Everyone can be at least a little bit petty at least some of the time, whether you’re sending a $2 Venmo request to your roommate who ate half your fries without asking, screenshotting group texts to…discuss…in a side chat, or changing the HBO password you shared with your ex right before the Game of Thrones series finale (brilliant). Honestly, you kind of have to applaud the creativity!
Surprise, surprise, the exact way you’re petty boils down to your zodiac sign. See, each sign has specific personality traits associated with it, some positive, and some negative. Like, Geminis are super smart and super social, which makes hanging out with them feel like a party even if you’re only FaceTiming. But they also have a reputation as a backstabber…so just be aware they may be secretly recording that FaceTime call. Yeah, you don’t want to get on a Gem’s bad side. Or a Scorpio’s. Or a Taurus’s. Or an Aries’. Or, well—you get the idea.
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Here’s exactly how your sign shows its petty side:
Aries (March 21-April 19)
You live your life out loud and without apology. Never one to sit and fester with anger, you’d prefer to just pop off right then and there. Because of your aggressively honest personality, you don’t consider yourself “petty,” but deep down, you know you might be. What really pisses you off is when your friends leave you out of stuff. No, you wouldn’t have woken up at 7 a.m. to go rock climbing anyway, but it’s effed up that they didn’t even tell you to begin with!
Most likely to: Roast someone IRL, in front of everyone they know. Savage!
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
While you’re legions above your peers in maturity, you can still be kind of stubborn and you know this. You can be a bit possessive, and you might say you don’t care that your current boyf still follows his ex on Instagram, but it still hurts nonetheless.
Most likely to: Give someone the silent treatment until you both rot and die.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
You tend to consider all sides of something, even if you don’t mean to, so when you’re petty, it’s a very calculated move. You’re always three steps ahead of everyone when it comes to considering all the options. You have no time for ignorant people, and your pet peeve is when people share dumb opinions on Facebook. SMH at every local who shares Onion articles like they’re real.
Most likely to: Talk mad shit about them to loudmouth friends until they hear.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
So sensitive! Your feelings are v. tender so when someone makes you doubt yourself, you lash out. You get really testy when a friend invites someone you don’t like to tag along with you guys. Are you not enough to entertain this person? Are they trying to bother you? What if the other two are talking mad shit about you to each other? There’s so much to consider!
Most likely to: Subtweet into oblivion.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
You’d like to think you’re pretty petty, and welp, you are! While your haters might think you’ve got a big, sensitive ego, the thing that actually fucks you up the most is your fierce and undying loyalty to friends. You spend a lot of time trying to be a good friend and partner, and when someone puts that to the test, it makes your whole worldview shake. Bad news!
Most likely to: Dedicate your Oscar speech to your haters because you couldn’t have done it without them.
Virgo (August 23 to September 22)
You’re an expert at being a martyr and pretending you don’t care about shit when you’re actually just waiting for someone to notice you. You’ll get all worked up over lending your friends, like, $5, and them not Venmo-ing you back immediately but still going to get iced coffee with Kelly.
Most likely to: Text them, “did I DO something to you???”
Libra (September 23 to October 22)
You’re very sweet and would never intend to hurt anyone, so you tend to go for the nonconfrontational stuff. Nothing hurts you more though, than when you suggest something to someone (whether it’s a movie, or a band, or trying out a new restaurant) and they aren’t huge on it, and then you find out they went ahead and experienced it with someone else! How could they?
Most likely to: Screenshot everything they say and send it to all your mutual friends, forcing them to take sides.
Scorpio (October 23 to November 21)
You’re a queen of manipulation and are done apologizing for it. Some people are just born with the gift of twisting people around and others aren’t. Your tolerance for shenanigans and disrespect is very low and you’ll go off ASAP if someone does something like, I don’t know, say one bad thing about you to a mutual friend.
Most likely to: Set up an elaborate catfish experience to try to catch them in a trap.
Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)
Everyone’s fearful of your words and wit, and for good reason. You can banter with the best of them and you’re unafraid to knock heads with someone IRL. You’ll pop off if someone leaves a weird comment on your Instagram because you’re always kind of overthinking words.
Most likely to: Serve a scathing backhanded compliment. Like, the kind of shit people will plagiarize and take for their own, it’s that cutting.
Capricorn (December 22 to January 19)
You consider yourself to be above the fray when it comes to petty drama but you know deep down, that you’re one of the pettiest around. You have no issue with calling someone out right there on the spot, and will retain your cool (almost terrifying) composure till the end. What really gets you pissed though is when someone cancels on your plans. You’re a busy girl and don’t have room in your life for people who waste your time like that!
Most likely to: Straight-up sabotage. Oh, they applied for their dream job at this company where your BFF also works? Funny, for some reason, her application didn’t go through. So weird!
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
You’re a very strong person so when something happens to threaten that tough exterior of yours, you take it pretty personally. Never one to hide your feelings, you have no problem putting someone in their place. Your worst nightmare? Someone taking credit for your idea, whether it’s a saying you popularized among your friend group or wearing a certain style of clothing. You’re at your pettiest when you feel your sense of originality has been threatened.
Most likely to: Block someone completely and cut them out of your life without any hesitation. Then make an extra effort to show up in their feed by putting in some extra face time with your mutual friends.
Pisces (February 19 to March 20)
You’re sensitive, sure, but you’re no fool. While you may play aloof and quiet, you’re taking notes when people do you dirty. Oh, he couldn’t text you back, but he’s always around on Instagram? Time to post a 27-post story of you having a great time just to eff with his emotions.
Most likely to: Tell yourself you’re saving it for your memoir. You’re not.
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