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Okay, okay, it seems way too early for an advent calendar now, but the truth is, deep down you know you gotta do that research now if you’re gonna find the perfect one to have everything squared away and ready come December 1st. (Besides, anything that makes 2021 seem right around the corner is honestly a self-care win.) While Lovehoney’s annual advent calendar is always a hit, there are tons of other sex toy advent calendars and kits that will make the entire month of December worth looking forward to.
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If you’re in the market for a month-long-mini-gift fix, here are 9 of the best sex toy (and sex-adjacent) advent calendars you can get this year. We won’t tell if you get more than one so you can have months (plural) of sexy countdowns.
1. Bijoux Indiscrets 12 Days of Sexy
This 12-day advent calendar includes both sex toys and lingerie for a bit of everything good. There’s a tassel choker, sparkling nipple pasties, back and cleavage chain, vinyl mask, belt, garters, blindfold, whip necklace, tickler, handcuff bracelets, a mesh collar, and for the big finale: a rechargeable vibrator shaped like a giant diamond. The included book will guide you on the correct order in which to open everything for 12 days of teasing suspense. Everything in the calendar is valued at $338, so you save $142 right off the bat.
2. YesforLov Mission Irresistible Kit
While technically not an advent calendar, the nine individually packaged sexcessories serve as a DIY version pretty easily. It’s called “Mission Irresistible” as it’s spy-themed, and you’re meant to use an invisible ink marker and black light flashlight (included) to tease your partner with secret messages. Besides the hide-and-seek message kit there’s also massage oil, excitement gel for women, two intimate (and fragrance-free!) wipes, two doses of lubricant, one heads-or-tails version of fantasy dares (shaped like a two-Euro coin to add to the James Bond-ian stakes), a blindfold, a cherry-flavored body pencil, and a caressing feather.
3. Lovehoney’s Best Sex of Your Life Kit
This is the big kahuna of sex toy advent calendars. You get $280 worth of playthings for $130 (that’s, like, five bucks a toy, folks!), and it’s good for 24 days. Included in this kit that’s extra enticing: A $80 We-Vibe couples toy that can be worn during intercourse.
4. Fifty Shades Countdown Calendar
This 24-day advent calendar is slightly more expensive, but you also get heftier toys too, like a rechargeable Rabbit vibrator, and other expensive options. At $260, the selections included come out to around 10 bucks a toy, which is well worth it when you consider that the Fifty Shades Rabbit vibe alone is usually $80.
5. Lovehoney’s 12 Nights of Seduction Calendar
This lingerie advent calendar, while technically not a daily countdown complete with sex toys, still deserves mention. You get 12 lingerie outfits for $110, which is, like, nine bucks an outfit. That’s a pretty sweet deal, don’tcha think? This kit is one-size-fits-all, and there’s also a plus size version here.
6. Fifty Shades 10-Day Countdown Kit
If you dig the cohesion of the 24-day Fifty Shades kit, but don’t wanna commit to that many days or spend that much coin, this 10-day version is a good alternative. With 10 toys for $90, each toy clocks in at around nine bucks each. You also get some exclusive products that you can’t buy separately, like the kinky AF feather duster.
7. We-Vibe Discover Kit
This is the best bang for your buck, period. At 10 toys for $170, each toy is around $17, which is INSANE, considering you get a We-Vibe Tango (normally $80), a Womanizer Starlet (normally $80), and a We-Vibe couples toy (normally $80), among others.These toys are also all individually wrapped, which is ideal if you’re traveling over the holidays (you’re not gonna wanna bring a big box like #1 with you for a weekend trip, tyvm).
8. Ella Paradis Better Love Advent Calendar
This option includes brand-name toys like Fun Factory and Bijoux Indiscrets. Plus, unlike anything else on this list, it also has a booklet of thought-starters and sexy jumping-off points that you and your partner can use to put your new gifts to fun use.
9. Tingletouch Romantic Advent Calendar
If you’re looking for a less sex-toy-oriented—but still sexy—advent calendar, this Tingletouch Romantic Calendar features a month of hot prompts for you and your partner to follow. Better yet, with three different choices of prompts per day, you two won’t be bullied into doing anything you don’t wanna do. Options!
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